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Stivers Cartoons: Did You Do Something With Your Hair?
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Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: A Carton of Smokes
It was a banner year at the old Bender family. Smoke up, Johnny.
Is Santa Real? I Plead the (2)5th.
John Belitsky believes we’re creating a nation of little liars and conspiracy theorists with this whole Santa thing.
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: Pervy Santa
Is that Santa, or my creepy uncle Todd?
This Christmas it’s Okay to Buy Yourself a Thing or Two or Ten…. (VIDEO)
Conan’s hysterical compilation of local news inanity.
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: Underpants
Give the gift that says “I do your laundry, and it’s disgusting.”
A Family Christmas Letter Template
Need help with your holiday humblebrag? Tim Hoch has you covered.
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: A June Tan
Men don’t give lookies to girls who aren’t Snookies.
Stivers Cartoons: The Unexamined Life
©Mark Stivers / www.stiverscartoons.com
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: Nourishing Meat
It’s very good with nutritious vegetable.
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: Psycho Shootin’ Santa
If encountered, stand up straight and walk away slowly.
1 List of 17 Lists That You Must List
Tim Hoch’s list of lists that lists lists.
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: Thanks for the Vacuum (and by Thanks I Mean Where’s My Real Present)
Give her the gift that sucks year round.
Stivers Cartoons: Yet He Keeps Reaching Out
©Mark Stivers / www.stiverscartoons.com
Have Yourself A Tacky Christmas: The Seated Ironing Board
Tell her your love her. And your shirts are wrinkled.