I knew that statistically there had to be at least a handful of 36-year-old virgins in Southern California, but I never expected one to be cute. Or that I would end up on a date with one of them.
Dating
Everybody Talks
Hey baby won’t you look my way I can be your new addiction Neon Trees I’m 46. Does liking Neon Trees make me an aging hipster or just a dude who likes good music? Now that I think about it I also like Silversun Pickups which probably means I might possibly be a bit…
Fall To PIeces
I keep a journal of memories I’m feeling lonely, I can’t breathe Velvet Revolver Every once in a while someone comes into your life seemingly by accident, yet later on you come to realize that it was no accident. I have someone like that in my life. My Muse has helped me through a…
Miracles do happen
I totally just made that up. With no liquor involved. Cool. First off, Merry Whatever-it-is-you-celebrate. I could lace this blog post with innuendo and double entendre, but for some reason I don’t feel like it tonight. I mean, yule logs, eggnog and mistletoe jokes are easy holiday entertainment, but I’ll…
The 37-Year-Old Virgin
“I want you right now,” she said in her best attempt at being seductive. In September of 2010 I wrote about the 36-Year-Old Virgin turning 37 and remaining untapped. I planned on waiting a while (but not 10 months) before revealing the final installment of this epic “Quadogy”. A quadogy is kind of like a…
Niche dating is ‘wack
Once you’ve got a colostomy bag… Raise your hand if you’re single and are on Facebook? OK. Thanks. Now raise your hand if you’ve ever tried online dating? Great. One more question. How many single people on Facebook see those bullshit ads on the right side of the page, click the ad yet…
The Ashtray
I wasn’t gagging when you kissed me… It was November of 2009. I’d been in Buffalo for a couple months and I was giving the online dating thing another shot. I met The Ashtray online and we decided to meet for dinner at some dive she knew, over in the shitty part of…
South Dakota is really a state
She wasn’t nearly hot enough to be that dumb. I’m not going to mince words. Some people are stupid. Let me re-phrase that–some people are really stupid. How stupid? I’m glad you asked. One of my new co-workers, who I will assume isn’t a member of MENSA, made an interesting statement yesterday. …
Chillin in the District
It’s how I’m rollin, yo! My alarm rang at 4:45 AM on Tuesday morning. I had a flight to catch at 6:45 AM and since I still had two days to go until my doctor cleared me to drive, my neighbor was taking me at 5:20 AM. I got up, turned on the shower, took…
The Muse
Inspiration is cool. I learned a few things in 2010. One of those things is that when I write about girls I’ve dated, am dating or even flirting with, people will either love it or hate it. There seems to be no middle ground. I’m either The Woomaster or I’m the dude with the shitty…
The Birthday Chick
“Please tell your friend thanks for dinner.” Typically my birthday’s suck ass. I’m not whining about it. I’m simply telling you this as a statement of fact. Tomorrow is my birthday and I have no plans whatsoever. Once again—I’m not complaining. After last year’s birthday I am completely content to plant my ass right on…
The Brown Eyed Girl
..and a nice long hands holding walk…then find a nice quiet place to *cough* talk The Brown Eyed Girl After reading this you may say, “J.R. this sounds kind of familiar.” It’s not. Trust me. Each lady is unique and special in her own right. Every woman that I date or have any kind of…
Farewell Blogger Hottie
Why? Because she is as full of radness today as she was on the day we first started flirting. Throughout the summer we made you want to throw up with our sickly sweet tweets and our completely rad blog posts. Some called it “The Blogmance” and more than a few people figured there was a…
Spanking the monkey
I would do anything for love, Anything you’ve been dreaming of, But I just won’t do that. Meatloaf The other day a friend sent me a question. It doesn’t matter if the friend is male or female. It’s a friend. Below you will see the question and my answer. Following my answer there was some…
Broken
I wanted you to know That I love the way you laugh… Seether feat. Amy Lee of Evanescence I love music. I love The Blogger Hottie. I loved writing the Music Week posts and the consensus was that the majority of you liked Music Week as well; so I decided to throw in another post…
Happy birthday 36-Year-Old Virgin
I totally could have nailed this one if I had wanted to, but out of respect for the Virgin I declined. On Labor Day, 2010 I sat down at my laptop to knock this post out and became sidetracked, which led to the whole Peabody & Sherman post (which no one has commented on, so…