The bottom line is that just spending time with her is all I really need… First off, big thanks to Genuine for opening up his personal wallet and throwing a hunski down on the table. Ben Franklin is always a welcome chaperone on a date and in these economic times his presence is all…
Dating
The reunion
He came back a few minutes later to see if we wanted drinks and D.Q. said, “Yeah. I want an Oreo milkshake, bitch”. It was a little more than a month ago that I dropped my mom and Drama Queen (D.Q.) off at Buffalo Niagara International Airport for a flight to California. My mom had…
Weekend review
Sometimes reality exceeds even the most vivid imagination… *This is the Readers Digest version of the weekend and for some weird reason is very heavy in food—possibly because I’m hungry right now and possibly because I want to leave some of the details private. Most likely it’s a combination of the two. We have been…
Coming out of the closet
I’m sure if I get any of this wrong, she will be the first to comment in a sarcastic, funny way. That’s why I dig her! What a crazy freakin week it’s been! I learned a new word, “blogmance” and have engaged in some seriously serious flirting. The word of the week seems to be…
The Pork Queen
That’s right. In October of 1984 I lost my virginity in a cornfield. Blogs are a lot like TV. Seriously. You have your great blog posts, which are like the season premier and holiday episodes. You have your average blog posts, which are like the weekly episodes of your favorite show, and then you have…
The Blogger Hottie
I said, “Ladies first” and she replied by calling me a pussy. Awesome. I like keeping shit real. It’s how I roll. It’s who I am. It’s how bizness gets done in my world. You see, me and Snoop—we’re just a couple a gangsta’s from the LBC. Seriously. We are. This has nothing to do…
The Bachelor
That would be cool. Tonight I’m chilling on Twitter when I should be sleeping, and somehow @karensugarpants darts off course and the topic becomes The Bachelor/Bachelorette and what freakin losers they are. Suddenly, @guavalicious suggests that we start a campaign to make ME the next Bachelor. I like the idea. I start thinking about this…
The German Chick
One friend volunteered to walk with her and that left me stuck with the other two—a pair of fairly ugly former cougars who had the conversational skills of a cigarette butt. Things have been slow of late. I’m way too busy working and trying to be a full-time parent to get out and date much. …
The 48-year-old Hottie
All work and no play make J.R. kind of a dick sometimes… Cougars are becoming my favorite animal. I personally prefer the two-legged breed to the four-legged kind. I like them when they’re hot. Nothing beats a cougar with a nice set of boobs. They don’t have to be big. Just nice. I also enjoy…
The Nurse’s family
I was charming, mellow and chill. No really. I was. That first date with The Nurse was amazing! We had a ton of fun, there was some excellent flirting going on and she is an amazing kisser! As we went our separate ways that Friday night we decided to get together Sunday afternoon. The two…
How many dates until I tell someone about the blog?
Today I would like to find out your opinion on this interesting subject. If you want to tell me more,comment or hit the “Contact J.R.” button at the top and talk to me!
The Nurse
More than an hour later I was up against the car and we were still kissing… It was a mostly sunny Tuesday afternoon. I was on my laptop (at work) checking out Hotjobs and CareerBuilder when I received a new e-mail. “XXXXXXXXX” has sent you a message”. I haven’t been back online dating for very…
The Vampire Chick
Yes, I’d like to know if there is anything that you wouldn’t do if a girl asked you to do it with her? Tonight I was supposed to have a first date with a girl originally from Transylvania—thus the name “The Vampire Chick”. I met her online a week ago and we traded some e-mails…
The Diva
This has nothing to do with the story. I just think it’s funny, plus the douchebag’s a bit of a Diva himself. JUSTIN BIEBER Gay of the gays. a little Canadian buttercup who sounds like he’s constipated when he sings. Also, he doesn’t want anything to do with Meagan Watson, due to her obsessive nature…
Back in the game
If you’d like to send me a picture of your boobs I’m willing to take a peek. If you want feedback I can give you some. If not, I can just look at the pictures. It’s your call. Life in the post-Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) era has been interesting so far. I decided to dust…
“Getting” chicks
If that’s true, I can only see two possible outcomes—either Jack Daniels and I become BFF’s or I have a stroke… For those that don’t know, back in February I started writing for ModernMom.com. The editor loved my writing and my perspective. I put up three blog posts and went to post the fourth and…