Politics can be so dull. Even with his penchant for creating and cultivating disasters watching Trump has started to resemble an old Looney Tune. He is Wile E. Coyote, except there is no Road Runner to balance out the malignant buffoonery. It just gets old.
Of course, there are groups trying to liven it up a little. QAnon, Info Wars and Breitbart are shoveling some serious misinformation. You have to love a good conspiracy theory. Of course, most of the conspiracy theories peddled by these “organizations” are anything but “good.”
However, they are plotted out using fiction as evidence of certain ingrained suspicions in an effort to advance an agenda. It has nothing to do with being accurate, fair or “good.” If you could get past the anger and hate it would be entertaining.
What seems lacking, to me, anyway, is a good liberal, left-wing organization to generate wild ideas that gin up voters with radical ideas and unfounded, ridiculous notions that drive Democrats to the polls with lemming-like devotion.
Most people would balk at lowering themselves to the level required for such foolishness, but not me. Since I have a few minutes until quitting time I’ll take a shot at it.
Despite his robust appearance and contrary to reports indicating otherwise, Donald Trump only weighs 79 pounds. This is because he is hollow. If he swallows a coin you can hear it drop to his feet.
Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul run an after-hours fight club in the basement of the senate building. They built the ring themselves using money appropriated for FEMA. “The first rule of the senate fight club is don’t hit me in the moneymaker,” a grinning Senator McConnell says slowly drawing circles around his face using his index finger.
Jared Kushner was originally cast as the robot in I Robot, starring Will Smith and a robot, but Kushner lacked the emotional range to play an automaton. An actual robot was used.
Donald Trump is preparing to sign an executive order that will add the word Trump to every business in the country. Trump’s Exxon, Trump’s McDonalds, Burger Trump, you get the idea. Chief Economic Advisor Larry Kudlow is opposed to the idea. “What will we do when every business in America goes bankrupt?” He asked, shortly before moving into the doghouse Trump keeps in the oval office.
This is all I’ve managed to dig up so far. I’m still in the market for a good name, right now I’m thinking of The Kaleidoscope of Karma or The Horizontal Escalator. Or, hey it’s quitting time, but that’s not a name it’s a reflection of the chronological reality of life. It’s time to go home, put my feet up and have a cold beer.
If you have some good conspiracy theories that qualify as bleeding heart, tree-hugging, snowflake liberal let me know, I will feature them here, in the Life Explained (Name to Inserted Later) Conspiracy Clearing House. Or, if you have a good name let me know.
I’ll see you tomorrow.
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